and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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