i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Damn victory sex feels great
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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