I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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