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I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the condom got lost in my hair
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How does one acquire holy water?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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