"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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