she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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I wish i was in the wii world.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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