i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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