end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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