is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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