Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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