opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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