is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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