This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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