Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
nutella sex= disaster
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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