pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Alive.
So much puke
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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