how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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