She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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