do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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