That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You've changed since you got that strap on
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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