i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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