We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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