Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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