just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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