I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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