I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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