butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I am never drinking with the goths again.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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