so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
