Who did Billy Mays play for?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize