He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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