I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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