yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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