what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sext me about skeletons
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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