Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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