Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
