You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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