i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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