we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Too much gin, very little bucket
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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