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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just want nice things and good sex
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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