I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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