Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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