Just mADE A PArabola og urine
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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