Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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