Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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