that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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