by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sext me about skeletons
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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