I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
there is glitter all over my balls
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