Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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