Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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