my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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