For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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