Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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