I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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