please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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