I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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