oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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