my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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