I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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