yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
3pm strippers are depressing
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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