tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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