Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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