I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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