How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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